| − | The Cack (Homo Cackensis) is a species of hominid native to the northeastern united states. It has been little documented but appears to subsist on a diet of shoots, leaves, and various species of large insects. It has been sited recently in parts of southern new york performing its mating dance which incorporates rhythmic patterns similar to the magnificent riflebird of new guinea. However it creates a sort of trilling sound with its throat and the roof of its mouth.From the few hair samples that have been identified it is known that the Cack is genetically similar enough to copulate with a Homo sapien and produce infertile offspring. The material culture of the cack is surprisingly advanced. It has been known to use scrap metal as a weapon against attackers. Conspiracy theorist believe that the Cack may be a human alien hybrid and the species are in fact the myriad grandchildren of the rosewell alien and a human. | + | The Cack (Homo Cackensis) is a species of hominid native to the northeastern united states.It appears to be human like and can mostly be distinguished by its behavior. It has been little documented but appears to subsist on a diet of shoots, leaves, and various species of large insects. It has been sited recently in parts of southern new york performing its mating dance which incorporates rhythmic patterns similar to the Magnificent Riflebird of new guinea. However it creates a sort of trilling sound with its throat and the roof of its mouth.From the few hair samples that have been identified it is known that the Cack is genetically similar enough to copulate with a Homo sapiens and produce infertile offspring. The material culture of the cack is surprisingly advanced. It has been known to use scrap metal as a weapon against attackers. Conspiracy theorist believe that the Cack may be a human alien hybrid and the species are in fact the myriad grandchildren of the Roswell alien and a human. Cack often stomps as a warning display and seems to have an affinity toward east Asian females. The Cack may have a limited capacity for speech and it has been proposed that the word "Cack" is in fact an endonym. Due to the small number of sitings it is proposed that the Cack is either an endangered species, or possibly that their numbers are rising. This seems likely as more Cacks have been sited in the area around New York City. It is supposed that the Cack based on a digital model of its brain case taken from skull fragments has very poor spatial skills and it is a miracle that this species has made it all the way from New Mexico. |
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